Story Submissions
Story Submissions
Send us a story! If you've got a great story (or some great hate mail) we'll try to post it in next month's issue. If you'd just like to tell us what you think of the site, we'd love to hear from you. Due to the volume of story submissions and comments, please excuse us if we don't reply to your post. Thanks!
Note to those who are offended by this site:
We love your hatemail and laugh at it.
If you think servers who write these stories should get another job, maybe they
should, but many won't. So don't be a dick. Your server could indeed
be crazy.
If our site makes you not want to eat in a restaurant again, fine. We know
your type, and you don't belong there anyway. We certainly eat out all the
time, because we know how to act.
If our site encourages bad behavior by servers, we don't care. How do they
get away with all this stuff? Bad management, of course.
The tired old idea that the word tip stands for "to insure promptness"
is an urban legend. Don't be a moron:
http://www.snopes.com/language